I had to change the title of my post after a lot of complaining comments :( I hope I am not misleading my readers any more :(
Here I would like to present, to the delight or the headache of most of my friends, the Load Characteristics of an average student at IIT Kharagpur.
‘Load‘ is the measure of weight borne for a trouble or a difficult concern. It is normally used in sentences such as…
“Abbe tu exam ka load kyun le raha hai?”
“Abbe tere life mein bandi (gf) ka load chal raha hai kya?”
Normally it is measured in indefinite nouns such as…
“Hoohaa Peace” = Absoultely no load
“Peace” = No load
“Load” = Nominal load
“Hoohaa Load” = Major load
At times, some people become ‘load’ benchmarks. Lets say if there is this girl called “Dipika” (name and sex changed for privacy) who is well known for taking ‘load’ on most trivial matters… then load can be quantified in terms of ‘Dipika’…
1/2 Dipika, etc
The few loads commonly experienced by all students on this campus are:
Hall (hostel) Load
and Future Load (Job / CAT / GRE)
There are many other loads which are not really experienced by everyone in general. Those may be:
Project Guide Load,
Exam Passing or SQ Load,
Irritating Room-mates Load, etc.
All these loads lead to a common result, Frustration.
When a guy is ‘loaded’ with Frustration, he gets ‘frust‘.
I have just made a little graph to show the common tendencies. Orange, Blue, and Green are respectively Academic, Hall and Future Loads. At the top of them is the Black line showing Frustration levels. These graphs are plotted as functions of time.
Orange: Check out the spikes… the small ones and the big ones
Green: The huge drop after the tallest peak…
Black: Ever increasing…
Is this the same for an average engineer as well?