#276 Phatphati

Stree: Yahan se left
RFB: Are you sure?
Stree: Haan bey!

Stree: Bass bass, yahin pe rok de
RFB: Gatcha!
Stree: Do I need to sign the roster?!!??

Sometime before that:

Rickshaw: Raja, raja, raja… %#@%@ @^#%$%#@ @# #@%#2
Stree: Appu Raja!
RFB: Really? Man, you have awesome memory!
Stree: \m/
RFB: Does it sound like that? I think it is some marathi song
Stree: The words are not the same I think, but it is Appu Raja
RFB: The music sounds different too!
Stree: Yeh, but it is Appu Raja! It is just like that!

Sometime before that…

Mgupta4: Are you leaving?
RFB: Ye ye!
Stree: Ok guys, I am leaving too. Marathe, lets go!
RFB: I got my phatphati.
Stree: You mean, Ducati??
RFB: Yeh, a 100cc Ducati!! Do you want a lift?
A’jee-K’wale: It is called a ‘ride’, not a ‘lift’!
RFB: Like, ‘pillion’?
A’jee-K’wale: \m/
RFB: Gatcha!
RFB: Lets go Stree!

Sometime before that…

RFB: Stree, Stree… Hey Stree…
Stree smiles across the glass divider
RFB: How about this: “Stree, Stree, Nice Stree”
Stree: What?
RFB: Have you watched the movie ‘UP’? In that there is this little boy who goes around the old man’s house searching for a snipe, calling out – ‘Snipe Snipe, nice Snipe, Come out Snipe… Clap Clap Clap!’
Stree: Yeh!
RFB: So how about: “Stree Stree, Nice Stree, Clap Clap Clap!”
Stree: I will give your supari!

Question: Who had the last laugh?

#262 Hows it going?

Monday Morning:
RFB: Hey… whats up?
RBM: Good good… 
RFB: So how was the weekend?
RBM: Same… what else? Yours?
RFB: Same… what else?

RFB: Chiteej…!!! Whats up?
Chiteej: Whats up peepals?
RFB: Abbe I had awesome omelette at Mocha.
Chiteej: Abbe German Bakery ja bey! Kya mast cheese omelette milta hai bey!
RFB: Shady place hai bey…
Chiteej: Woh pata nahin bey, lekin omelette mast hota hai.

Tuesday Morning:
Cisco 7941: Tu nu nu Tu nu nu
RFB: Hey Bunty
Bunty: Hey RFB
RFB: Hey hey…
Hey hey hey!! (Grrrrr…)

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#247 Awww Deee Cold Coffeee in the life of RFB!

October 2008, Evanston
RFB: Vada paav, Pune!
Guru: You should go to Durga, its a tiny restaurant near MIT in Kothrud! Their cold coffee is reallllllly good!

Some days later, October 2008, Chicago
After the world premier of ‘
Truth in 24’
RFB: Awesome!
RBM: Brilliant!

May 2009, Pune
RFB: Lassi is awesome!
Mr Bean: Go to Durga for an awesome cold coffee!
Lara: Durga’s cold coffee is awesome!! Also try Cadby.

RFB: Bunty, lets go for cold coffee at Durga’s!
Bunty: Chalo Chalo
RFB: Chalo!
Bunty: Abhi nahin yaar… thoda kaam hai!
RBM: Lets go!

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